You’re drunk. They’d arrest you on the spot.” “ What? There’s no law against driving a car when you’re drunk.” He swayed back and forth while he spoke. “Besides, I’m not drunk.” “ Fine, you’re not drunk, but you’ve been drinking and there is a law that says you can’t drive when you’re drunk. It’s called driving while intoxicated or driving under the influence or something like that. I’ll drive.” “ Hmmm… Never heard of it. Okay- you drive. Ian McClellan
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